Im ashamed of myself. Bubbles: He just waltzes in there, and becomes the king of the carts. Jim Lahey: You write your little letter to Santa Claus yet, Rick? Dont those circumstances sound like the perfect breeding ground for all sorts of nuggets of wisdom? Ricky, those laws are there to protect kids, not so goofballs like you can put them in the car with no door on it, and drive around the f*ckin neighborhood stealin barbecues! Bubbles, 43. Mines probably: "When we went out Ricky would talk about how stupid he was, and how he couldn't do anything about it because he was too stupid to do anything about it.". Randy: Does anyone else want anything while I'm down there? If it comes back to you, you own it. We're not on the same wavelength." - Ricky LaFleur I mean, I don't agree with it. J-Roc (Jonathan Torrence) always has a number of his own schemes going, just like Ricky and Julian, though his business plans tend to fall in the greasier categories of Sunnyvale life, like when he attempted to film an adult movie in his mother's trailer, or sometimes in the woods. Bubbles: Have a nice day, and go f*** yourself. If you must know, Randy and I were rehearsing for a play for the Blandford Recreation Centre next Thursday. Thats my f*cking bubble maker! As he previously revealed, that didn't happen for Bubbles that often, so he was feeling pretty energized by the prospect. Shes not gonna be wearing one of those Cubic Zarcarbian things, shes gotta have a nice ring. Ricky, 92. Boys, when the cops get here, tell them I wont resist. Desiree: You know, you can tell a lot about a person by the way they treat animals. Sarah: It's fine with me if Julian wants to take Trevor and Corey out for an afternoon or whatever, as long as he treats them properly. When I was young I did all kinds of crazy sh*t and I turned out wicked. They come home crying, dehydrated, mysterious wounds, they won't tell me what happened because they're scared to death of those guys. Julian: Ricky, get the dishes off my roof. Sam Losco: Now, my number one priority is to clean up the criminal activity in this park, and those responsible for it. The thing with kids and growings and getting learnings and stuff are thatyou cant lie to them. That's not gonna f***ing happen. Take off your sunglasses and look at the goddamn situation here. Further production has not been renewed, but future seasons have not been ruled out of the question. Lucy: Ricky: What in the f*** are you dressed up like a bumble bee for? However, I dont claim to have done a perfect job. Julian: There's something you forgot about. He was knocking back the drinks out of a coffee pot. Ricky: What if I want to be Bubbles? But its like, I kinda like my freedom, too, at the same time, know what I mean? J-Roc, 89. "Put your helmets on boys." - Bubbles, 'Trailer Park Boys'. Survival of the fitness, boys. Ricky, 17. Ricky: I'm pissed of at you, and especially you two d*cks! The thing is when youre shopping for a ring you gotta take your time because you know its my wife were talking about. "Know what I'm sayin'?" JRoc #2. Julian: You're prostituting yourself out for cheeseburgers again, aren't you? No cat of mines gonna live in a car. Bubbles, #8. This is pretty relatable, as audiences have all had to let go of something at one point in the hopes it will come back. [from trailer] Bubbles: We're going to have to play ourselves boys. I just grow lots of dope, spend time with Lucy and Trinity.Things are going really, really well. I gotta go talk to Bubbles. J-Roc: Oh what, you a'int pregnant with a bucket of chicken? Ricky, cant we just have one day of no yelling and just play some hockey? Bubbles, 46. Was it awesome? Ricky, 38. Bubbles: There's onion ring fragments on me, get 'em off! So, if you want to have a sneak peek of the show, make sure to check the list below. I paid ten f***in' dollars! Exactly. "What's crackin', y'all? A lot of people might say Im stupid; I dont know; I dont think I am. Conky: Today's getaway is brought to you by the letter F, for "f***ed in the head", which you are, Ricky! Ray: Oh 'low profile'? Do you even love her? You're Dope-Man! Phil Collins: [to Sam Losco] Hey, you owe me you f***in' greasy caveman! 2023. Hey! I want my f***ing satellite signal! Julian: Oh yeah? You could teach living in a car and growing dope 101! Jim, 60. Ricky: [sees Randy showering outside] Randy, I can see you through all those goddamn liquor bags and lawn-chair strapping, f***sakes! Its sh*t tectonics. Bubbles: Maybe I have, maybe I haven't - what's it to you? Ricky: I know how to pronouce it, I ordered f***ing galapeno. Guess who i'm gonna shoot first. Heres what I know, Rick. They end up settling on two buckets and a drive to the liquor store and call it a day, but we can't help but relate to that specific quote, especially after some drinking. Bubbles opened up about his failed aspirations after he missed out on getting the assistant supervisor position at his trailer park in "Temporary Relief Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor" (Season 3, Episode 2), which he attributes to his vision as well. Its sh*t tectonics. Bubbles: No I'll tell you what's gonna happen, she can take half your sh*t man. [Addressing unborn child] Hey, lemme tell you somethin' little maf***er. And why do you look like Indianapolis Jones? Download the SwearNet app from the App Store and Google Play and stream . The liquor will do the driving, then well just kick back on booze control. Jim, 64. It doesnt take rocket appliances to know that. Ricky, 23. Why wouldn't you put the alien trevors on a mule and send them over the border like a regular drug dealer ya f***in idiot! 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I don't trust that f***in' guy, I don't. [Cory and Trevor are visibly aroused at a strip club]. I mean, we were having a barbeque and the potatoes got f***ed up, so we care here to make some french fries, and Lucy started doing stuff to me and the next thing you knew we were at the muffler shop, and stuff was happening there and the cops came, and I got back here and the trailer was gulfing with flames, there's nothing I could do. Whats it to you?, Well, that depends. Ricky: I know how to pronounce it! He who looks into the abyss realizes that theres nothin lookin back at him and the only thing he sees is his own character, Ricky. Lucy: You have no idea how stupid you are, do you? Maybe one day things will work out for the poor-sighted character. One time I was making a model, and I glued the wing of a B-17 bomber to my bird by accident. Bubbles, 51. What in the Fuck Happened to Our Trailer Park? It says to help your friends. That's whack, Randy. Anyway, we had to take the doll away because he, you know, f***ed Bubbles' mind up. It measures the sh*t pressure in the air. I'm not as smart as everyone else. Ricky: Hotel Security! Ricky: The thing with kids and growings and getting learnings and stuff is that You can't lie to them. ", "Ricky, Can't We Just Have One Day Of No Yelling And No Horses*** And Just Play Some F****** Hockey? No matter how different we are on the outside, Im a true believer that our emotions dont lie; if you dig deep into our psyche, were all the same inside. Julian: Listen, Ricky, you're only at school for one reason, and that's to sell drugs. Ricky: Yeah, well Daddy's much bigger then you are so he can. J-Roc: It's hard to admit it but, Mom, I'm white. https://www.quotes.net/movies/trailer_park_boys_108226, https://www.quotes.net/movies/trailer_park_boys_quotes_108226. Everybody does that, all right? Think, okay. Through the quotes Ive read, collected, organized, and written about, I found that humans are resilient, creative, and compassionate. Its all water under the fridge. Ricky, 11. [arguing with Julian about buying a wedding ring]. Ricky: I'm not getting Lucy one of those 'Cubic Zarcarbian' f***in' things. First can doesnt count; then you get to the second and third, fourth and fifth I think I burned with the blowtorch. Bubbles: Ricky, just - everybody, we'll all f*** off at the same time. Trailer Park Boys Cheeseburger Quotes Conky Trailer Park Boys Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes Buddha Quotes Confucius Quotes John F. Kennedy Quotes John Lennon Quotes Mahatma Gandhi Quotes. Julian: [to Ray in jail] All you gotta do is keep a low profile, you're gonna be fine. Basically, if you wanna tell the children they cant do something theyre gonna want to do it more. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. [Ricky and Julian are having a gun standoff with Cyrus]. Who doesnt drink too much sometimes or who doesnt have a puff from time to time? Ray: 'The trailer was gulfing with flames'? It's known that Randy (Patrick Roach), one of the many trailer park assistant supervisors on Trailer Park Boys, doesn't like wearing shirts, so when Alex Lifeson, one of the best guitarists of all time, gives the group some t-shirts after being kidnapped by Ricky, Bubbles makes sure everyone wears them in "Closer To The Heart," resulting in one of the funniest Bubbles quotes. Season 12 premiered on Netflix on March 30, 2018. Julian: Wanna go have a few drinks and smoke a joint Bubbles? Wait a Second, Maybe I am Gay 1.6 Who The Hell Invited These Idiots To My Wedding? The Trailer Park Boys mockumentary films and series follow three central characters, Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles, as they live out their lives at Sunnyvale Trailer Park. It doesnt take rocket appliances to realize all you gotta do is take a f*ckin chain, hook it up to a truck, and yank the f*ckin bank machine outta the store. 50 American Horror Story Quotes That Will Terrify You, 60 Fleabag Quotes Thatll Alter the Way You Look at Life, 90 John Dutton Quotes on Life, Family, and Principles. Hes not a punk. I learned a very valuable lesson lately, Randy. Trevor: I'm not going to say "who's there" man. Shoot yourself, don't shoot me. Ok? Trevor: Hey guys I found a mushroom that looks like a cock. Trailer Park Boys J-Roc Quotes "In this park it's one muthafucka for one and all muthafucka for all muthafucka's" - J Roc "We ain't down with killin', we down with chillin'. The kitty-loving cart thief lives in a shed, but somehow, he's the anchor that keeps his friends Ricky (Robb Wells), and Julian (John Paul Tremblay) grounded. We Gotta Go Get Rush Tickets! Check out his best quotes! Bubbles: I'd like to see that Red Blue Green cocksucker put one of those together, duct-tapin' it. 7. The first can doesnt count, then you get to the second and third, fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin. Ricky, 35. I got no time for those cocksuckers. Shes gonna marry you. Julian, 72. You're acting awful hard Randy. I just don't want to have to put up with that prick for the rest of my life. Youre probably on drugs or confused or something like you usually are. Julian, 77. Julian: Yes you are stupid, that's why I have to tell you this. It looks like Bubbles has wings on his back and he's strangling Mike Bullard. Trailer Park Boys is a popular Canadian sitcom/mockumentary focusing on the misadventures of ex-convicts living in fictional Sunnyvale Trailer Park which is located near Halifax, Nova Scotia. Randy: Well, stop friggin' looking, Rick! Julian: Listen, pretend you're on mushrooms, alright? 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