17 votes, 49 comments. I'd give you a nasty look, but you already have one. Its kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence. Youre so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall! If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents. Im sorry, I didnt catch that. I dont have any trash to take out today, but I volunteer you as tribute. 02 "They say that the universe is composed of protons, electrons, and neurons. Im not rude. They said they were missing their town idiot, I couldnt really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours. Remark a boomerang, possess the authoritative virtue, and strike back as the mean person that you are called by giving this response. I want to summon a typhoon. What is your favorite insult or comeback? People get mean for different reasons. 92. Here is a list of the best baddie comebacks: "You're pale". Oops, I was not listening, because all I heard was, nothing because what I see is an ugly face. Usually, people live and learn. Don't let any jerk get to you and see your weakness. I didn't know you had a voice. If brains were dynamite you wouldnt have enough to blow your nose. The purpose for the following comebacks and remarks are that you want to shift the attention from yourself to the guy(s) who initiated the conversation. Im sorry you were offended when I called you a h*e. I didnt know it was a secret. I love what youve done with your hair. If the networks haven't made it obvious enough, let it be made clear: Everyone loves a good roast. I would call you a h*e, but at least theyre making money from it. How awful. Youll probably need it to blow up your next date. What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back? Before we get to the comeback tips: a word of caution Tip 1. 61. Im reminded of how unfair life is every time I see you. I have a present for you. You can't imagine how much happiness you can bring by leaving the room. Im a little busy right now, but Id love the chance to ignore you some other time. Everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you're really abusing the privilege. After all, its always better to walk away from a fight than to get caught up in one. Whatever does not kill you disappoints me. Youre not as bad as people say. Heres a tissue. And yes, you walk away after saying this. I'm not trying to make fun of you, but you can't even count higher than number two. Obviously, that's why I laughed. People like you are the reason I work out. Everyone will love eating the results, too! This is a popular quote that explains that life is not for the feeble-hearted. Please, save your breath. When you need to stick it to the person that he or she is disrespectful for calling you mean, this is the best response. When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror? I like how you look, but its too bad you cant Photoshop your ugly personality. In this blog post, well be uncovering 55 of the most savage comebacks for any and all arguments that will help put an end to any debate faster than you can say goodbye. So remind them that you never asked for their opinion concerning your attitude. The story of how my grandparents went on their first date has the greatest comeback ever. [Read: How to be funny and make someone laugh over text just by being YOU]. You know, you're just not pretty enough to have such an ugly personality. I suggest you do a little soul searching. And I really hope you stay there. 31. I don't want to miss anything you have to say." or "I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. 29. But many other things can make people outrightly call you mean. If you didnt have feet you wouldnt wear shoes..then why do you wear a bra??! I just need a minute to process so much stupid information at once. ins.style.display='block';ins.style.minWidth=container.attributes.ezaw.value+'px';ins.style.width='100%';ins.style.height=container.attributes.ezah.value+'px';container.appendChild(ins);(adsbygoogle=window.adsbygoogle||[]).push({});window.ezoSTPixelAdd(slotId,'stat_source_id',44);window.ezoSTPixelAdd(slotId,'adsensetype',1);var lo=new MutationObserver(window.ezaslEvent);lo.observe(document.getElementById(slotId+'-asloaded'),{attributes:true}); At the page end, you can vote for your favorite comeback. I found a spot for you. If someone calls you mean, in most situations, they perceive you to be unkind to people, especially by not allowing them to do something or when you love to see others fail. Oh, Im sorry, how many times did your parents drop you when you were a baby. [Read: 30 foolproof pickup lines and 10 you should never ever use]. How would you know? Remember JESUS loves you but everyone else thinks youre an idiot. I hated you the moment I met you, and I still hate you. You really should. I didnt put garlic over my door because I think youre a vampire. YOU CAN KISS MY ASS*. Light travels faster than sound. 70. I thought you were the monster under my bed. Giving this response is a smart and authoritative way to invalidate the persons opinion about your personality. If I wanted to hear from an asshole, all I had to do was to fart. That's as close as you're going to get to me giving a shit. Some are lame, but in this article, I have filtered and gathered the ones that are sharper than two-edged swords. Dont hate me because Im beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so. A real low-life. I LIED. I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste. Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application. Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness. The next time someone calls you mean, there are some snappy words that you can say to the person. A technical way of saying someones opinion about you is wrong. 27. His name is Dudley. Regardless of their form, mean comebacks are a great way to stand up for yourself and put someone in their place. I told my therapist about you. The next time the cat gets your tongue, heres a big list of good, witty, nasty, funny sarcastic and clever comebacks for every conversation, no matter where you are! Reply by a kindergartner, to a pair of 5th graders who tried to tell him Santa isnt real: Santa brings me presents, and if Santa doesnt bring you presents, you should think about why., Female friend: Ill just meet a doctor and become a trophy wife., Male friend: They dont give trophies for last place. If you like these clean good burns, please share this page with all you friends right now because these burn jokes will definitely amuse your friends. No, that's fine. Did someone leave your cage open? Good story, but in what chapter do you shut up? Expect people to say 'ouch' once you drop this one as a rhetorical question to second the person's "did I ask you." When you tell them this, it is likely that they become uncomfortable and feel defeated. We were going to roast you, but apparently, burning trash is an environmental hazard. I dont exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, Id drink it. If you're not careful, your comeback can make the situation worse instead of better. Yo mama is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed three episodes. No, not thereeverywhere. You look like something that I would draw with my left hand. I always root for the little guy. The opposite of being gay is to be straight and the teacher asserts that you have a straight or pale face in the morning. 37. They are simply wrong for calling you mean. "And you're nothing but a judgmental d*uchebag.". Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth? The trash gets picked up tomorrow. 20. Youre twice the d*ck you were yesterday. Your head is so big you have to step into your shirts. Stupidity isnt a crime. 4. Youre a whole lot worse. Large and in charge isn't your excuse to be a fat asshole. Dont let your mind wander. 48 smart and sarcastic lines and quotes that kick ass! If you ran like your mouth, youd be in good shape. I was thinking about you today. If I wanted to kill myself Id climb your ego and jump to your IQ. You're like a cloud. When did a elephant try to stuff itself into a trash can, because that's all I can see. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that? Do you like these clean good roasts for friends? Its way to small to be outside by itself! Your brain must be made out of rocking horse shit. Please, keep talking. Whats that ugly thing growing out of your neck Oh Its your head. 63. Dont get caught with nothing to say. Brains arent everything. You need to be able to quickly gather your thoughts and say something witty in return. Funny comebacks can be great for friends, siblings, and bullies. You might actually find one. With this extensive list of best comebacks to say when someone calls you mean, the only excuse you have to dance to their tune is your tonality or inability to put things into context before using any of these responses. "Immature is a term used by boring people to describe fun people.". Then please check out these 35 funny Spongebob roasts, quotes, and jokes because theyre awesome. You know the drill! I need you..I want youTo get out of my face. 6. A balloon full of piss makes a bigger splash than your entire meaningless existence will on this planet. This one in particular is to be directed to a gay teacher. Im sorry. You just live. No? I think you might be overestimating your importance here. Here are some comebacks to use on teachers the next time you find yourself in a disagreement: Do you think this is funny? Youre so stupid you tried to wake a sleeping bag. You're certainly entitled to your incorrect opinion. As an affiliate partner of various brands and sponsored content, this site may earn commission on qualifying purchases. Here are some mean comebacks to say to a girl: So there you have it, some mean comebacks to say to a girl. ? They're clean, effective, and will leave the person asking the question wondering what just hit them. Youre so fat, your double chin has a double chin. What to Say When Someone Calls you Rude or Mean? Sorry I cant think of an insult stupid enough for you. The sound of your urine hitting the urinal sounds feminine. if( navigator.sendBeacon ) { I like the way you comb your hair. Arithmetic or Geometric? Youll never be even half the man your mother is. If someone ever asks you "who asked you," have one of these good comebacks for "who asked" ready to roll. [Read: 20 things you MUST know to master a dry sense of humor]. Maybe some will say these comebacks are rude, but I think theyre perfect for the occasion. How else would you understand me? } else { God made mountains, god made trees, god made you but we all make mistakes. I bet If you run the way your mouth does, you'd be in good shape. The real heroes in this world are the ones who have to live with you. Thats the message this comeback sends to those who call you mean. 7. They say our brains dont stop developing until we reach 25; looks like yours stopped a bit early. 22. My Mom said never talk to strangers and well, since youre really strange. Are you always an idiot, or just when Im around? Youre the corner piece to an unsolvable puzzle: everyone looks right past you. If you were any more wrong, youd be right! Youre enough of an asshat as it is. 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